World Building: Slang and Phrases of Different Eras

writing-questions-answered:

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please don’t be intimidated by me, I’m a fucking dork

(Source: rynvasnormandy, via tristinawright)

I have some flowers hanging up on the porch drying out. They’ve been there for a couple of weeks. *sue me, I’m one of those creepy people who saves dried flowers from funerals* So I’m sitting here and one by one the flowers are dropping to the ground. After two weeks unmoving. There is no wind. This is the third flower to fall in as many hours. Pretty sure I’m being haunted right now.

the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now

dylanobroden:

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(via for-convenience)

Lucifer and I are rewatching Supernatural S4, and I explained to her a theory of mine about Dean’s current (and future S10) little demonic problems. She started off sitting on the couch, and it took under 3 minutes for her to slide down onto the floor. By the time I was done, she was lying face down and refusing to move. Boy do I know how to bring the feels. Now she’s out on the porch consoling herself.

Sometimes I wonder why the tv is loud enough to make my ears bleed, and then I remember I’m married to a 51-year-old man with a Motorhead tattoo and it all becomes clear.

sinnerlikedamon:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all

(Source: lunaluvsgood, via octoswan)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

NO NO NO THIS IS MY FAVORITE CARTOON OF ALL TIME EVER.

Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot. Feed the Kitty.

(Source: swallowthesound, via shut-up-and-enjoy-the-internet)